Saturn = pussy Pontiac = asshole Mercedes = snob BMW = snob + asshole Volvo = wimp (unless driving a T5-R, in which case you have my respect) Saab = wimp + snob Buick = assisted living Oldsmobile = R.I.P.
(New) Mini = graphic designer or floral arranger Mitsubishi Galant = pimp (outfitted at AJ Wright) Hummer = consulting company north-eastern regional sales associate VP (with thinning greasy hair and a glowing orange oven-roasted tan)
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(New) Mini = graphic designer or floral arranger
Mitsubishi Galant = pimp (outfitted at AJ Wright)
Hummer = consulting company north-eastern regional sales associate VP (with thinning greasy hair and a glowing orange oven-roasted tan)
I think I saw that guy in the Hummer. He cut me off yesterday.
Camry = still accepting auto hand-me-downs from parents
Honda element = ?
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