No didacticism or introspection today. Instead... the WICKED AWESOME cars I saw in NYC this weekend!

-Rolls Royce Silver Spur (x2)
-Bentley Continental (x2)
-Maybach 62
-Ferrari F50
-1979 Mercedes 300 SD
-Porsche Cayenne 20-ft stretch limo. Actually, not wicked awesome. I believe the right word is "abomination." Is there a word that means "double abomination"?

The Mercedes might seem out of place. But this is my blog and I love those cars.







The Cayenne limo is vile. Even the non-limo Cayenne insults the whole idea of Porsche. Imagine if the next Miss America were a chunky, dumpy wad of a human being. Even if she sings like an angel and juggles like nobody's business, she shouldn't be called "Miss America."

And then the Cayenne limo. It's as if a plastic surgeon took a look at the aforementioned chunky, dumpy wad and decided, "Gee, this patient of mine is a little flabby. Let's get the liposuction needle in her AND THROW IT IN REVERSE."