Passat Pokemon

BEWARE! The new VW Passat has a diabolical combination of brake lights, tail lights, and turn signals that may induce seizures if the driver hits the brakes and signals a turn in the wrong (right?) way.

I wish I had a video to post here to make my point. So you'll just have to imagine the tail lights blinking, flashing, alternating, and generally freaking out. Then imagine yourself going all spazzy and biting off your tongue.